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 Post subject: Bad Jokes Thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:40 am 
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Since Rick enjoyed my terribel joke, I thought I'd share some of my best/worst ones.

Such as...

My wife has just announced she is leaving me because I'm a compulsive liar.

I think she knows about me and Beyonce.

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2.0.0 Kids - Craig & Liam
0.0.1 Bearded Dragon - Eddie
0.1.0 Cat - Willow
1.1.0 Dogs - Domino & Holly
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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes Thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:21 am 
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People said I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now.

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2.0.0 Kids - Craig & Liam
0.0.1 Bearded Dragon - Eddie
0.1.0 Cat - Willow
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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes Thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:21 am 
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Never apologise, never explain. I'm sorry, that's just the way I am.

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0.0.1 Bearded Dragon - Eddie
0.1.0 Cat - Willow
1.1.0 Dogs - Domino & Holly
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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes Thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:22 am 
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I said to my wife, "It smells like Upsexy in here"

She said, "What's Upsexy?"

I said, "Nothing much"

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0.1.0 Wife- Dawn
2.0.0 Kids - Craig & Liam
0.0.1 Bearded Dragon - Eddie
0.1.0 Cat - Willow
1.1.0 Dogs - Domino & Holly
Plus lots of tropical fish


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes Thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:23 am 
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I hate when people say things and don't explain it properly, just like last Thursday.

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0.1.0 Wife- Dawn
2.0.0 Kids - Craig & Liam
0.0.1 Bearded Dragon - Eddie
0.1.0 Cat - Willow
1.1.0 Dogs - Domino & Holly
Plus lots of tropical fish


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes Thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:23 am 
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‎"I'll have a consonant please Carol, and a vowel, and a consonant...." My wife hates dishing up my alphabetti spaghetti.

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2.0.0 Kids - Craig & Liam
0.0.1 Bearded Dragon - Eddie
0.1.0 Cat - Willow
1.1.0 Dogs - Domino & Holly
Plus lots of tropical fish


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes Thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:24 am 
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Have a look at conjunctavitus.com Its a site for sore eyes.

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2.0.0 Kids - Craig & Liam
0.0.1 Bearded Dragon - Eddie
0.1.0 Cat - Willow
1.1.0 Dogs - Domino & Holly
Plus lots of tropical fish


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes Thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:25 am 
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Just won second place in a Fidel Castro lookalike contest. Close, but no cigar.

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2.0.0 Kids - Craig & Liam
0.0.1 Bearded Dragon - Eddie
0.1.0 Cat - Willow
1.1.0 Dogs - Domino & Holly
Plus lots of tropical fish


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes Thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:36 pm 
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Most of these sounds like ones found on sikipedia.. ha ha.. love that site/iPhone app

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes Thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:11 pm 
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:mrgreen:

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