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PostPosted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:31 am 
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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees


Ees a ham bush...."

Just couldn’t help it!
The little voices made me do it !!! And I bet you tried to do the accent, didn't you? I know you did


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:02 pm 
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:lol: :lol: yes I have to admit I was reading it through in my mind using the accent. :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:23 pm 
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Aye me too... :lol: :lol:



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:18 am 
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:oops: Me too :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:13 pm 
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How many were short guys with a little black moustache? :D

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:14 pm 
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I had a sombrero too... :lol:


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