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PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 8:04 pm 
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Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a
Smoke when it starts to rain.
One of the old ladies pulls out a condom,
cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mabel! : You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely
(she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what
brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:04 pm 
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Wasn't expecting that :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:33 pm 
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:lol: so funny :lol:

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Reubin the Leopard Gecko.
Growler the Boom Trike.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:13 am 
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:lol: :lol: liked that 1..

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