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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:05 am 
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(From my friend Alex...)

The other night, I went with the cheapest prostitute I could find. When she took her knickers off, I looked down and shouted

"You`ve got crabs you dirty biatch"

She retorted, "for 15 quid, what do you expect? LOBSTER???

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:04 pm 
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:lol: :lol: Like it!

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