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 Post subject: Alzheimer's Test
PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 11:42 pm 
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Alzheimer's Test was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud , without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.









Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I betcha' you cannot resist passing it on . .


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 Post subject: Re: Alzheimer's Test
PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 11:46 pm 
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Don't laugh.....it is all true...

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70, 80 OR 90!

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember were you read this list.


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 Post subject: Re: Alzheimer's Test
PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 12:19 pm 
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No 9 is so very true! :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Alzheimer's Test
PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 9:18 pm 
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I like number 12... :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Alzheimer's Test
PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 12:16 pm 
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Lindy wrote:I like number 12... :lol:


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Not quite there yet, Lindy. Still too vain! :lol: Though thinking about it, if 9 is true, why am I bothering? :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Alzheimer's Test
PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 7:56 pm 
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