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PostPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:19 pm 
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Location: Frimley, Surrey. UK
Well as my surname is Quinn i am allowed!

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2 Paddys fighting over a Penny

A Scotsman, an Englishman, a Welshman and an Irishman are in a bar, talking about their children.

The Scotsman says “My son’s called Andrew. We called him that ’cause he was born on St Andrews Day.”

The Englishman speaks up: “What a coincidence – my son was born on St George’s Day, so we called him George.”

The Welshman replies “That’s incredible – my son, David, was born on St David’s Day”.

The Irishman, who has been listening in growing amazement, bursts out “I can’t believe it – wait till I get home and tell Pancake!”

That is all for now!

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 7:43 am 
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 8:06 pm 
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:lol: :lol: liked that!

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Son / daughter - Joshua & Jessica
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:41 pm 
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very good :mrgreen:

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Felix born 5/11/08
Bob born 25/12/07 Died 17/1/09 RIP
Hubby and 2 children: Ian, Sophie and Emily
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PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 11:49 pm 
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I m from Ireland and still live there so im allowed :D


Paddy weighs 20st, so his doctor puts him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks, you should loose 5lbs.'
When Paddy returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost 4st.
'That?s amazing the doc said'...Paddy nodded...'I'll tell you be Jesus, I taut I was gonna drop dead by da 3rd day.'
'What from hunger said the doc?'...'

No from the Bloody skipping!'


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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 12:20 am 
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not irish but close
Scotland

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

Game keeper shouts ' Dinnae drink thon water min, its foo o' coo's shyte n pish.'

Man replies

'My good fellow, I’m English .......repeat that in English'.


Gamekeeper replies 'I said use both hands - you get more that way.'


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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 12:12 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 9:26 pm 
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PMSL.... :lol:


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