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 Post subject: Christmas at Home
PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:50 pm 
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CHRISTMAS


Christmas day and I’m in tears
coz wife forgot to chill the beers.
The turkeys cooked with too much heat
it’s burned black, too hard to eat.

The sprouts are hard as gravel stones
you should have heard the moans and groans.
The gravy’s thin and very bland
I'm sure those boiled spuds were canned.

Pass out the prezzies one by one
but whose is whose no labels done.
I get a bra and panty set
and wife just gets a landing net.

At least the telly's usually good
and sweets make up for lack of food.
Sat round the box the family gang
the set gives out a mighty bang.

Well that’s it done, now off to bed
with "what if's" running through my head.
But not to worry, not a tear
just looking forward to next year........


The wife slapped me when I wrote this one :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Christmas at Home
PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:13 pm 
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Location: Essex
Bit off season - but very good! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Christmas at Home
PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:05 pm 
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Good one :P

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Felix born 5/11/08
Bob born 25/12/07 Died 17/1/09 RIP
Hubby and 2 children: Ian, Sophie and Emily
Cats: Suzie and Sheba
Corn snake: Maxxie born 6/8/11

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