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 Post subject: Oldies joke
PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:24 am 
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Two elderly ladies were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection.

The stop light was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, 'I must be loosing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light.'

After a few more minutes they came to another inter-section and the light was red again, and again they went right through. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red, but was really concerned that she was loosing it. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red, and they went right through. She turned to the other woman and said, 'Lynn Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have had us killed!'

Lynn turned to her and said, 'Oh hell, am I driving...?'


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 Post subject: Re: Oldies joke
PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:17 pm 
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Lke it! :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Oldies joke
PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:12 pm 
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Very funny!

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 Post subject: Re: Oldies joke
PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:58 pm 
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Very good :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: Oldies joke
PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:13 am 
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Sounds more like a female drivers joke than an oldies joke to me! :D

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 Post subject: Re: Oldies joke
PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:29 am 
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Ha ha - you obviously haven't been in a car with my dad!

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